"Dear Forgiveness, I saved a plate for you. Quit milling around the yard and come inside" --Richard Siken
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Maria Bamford (via yeshairy)
Madeleine L’Engle (via sometimesagreatnotion)
(Source: psychotherapy)
Are you wearing your pink today? No? YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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i love this woman. And I love that a female candidate is being praised for being such a badass
#HBIC
Original image by Diana Walker for Time.
truer words
(Source: weasleycansaveanything)
too true, sister.
C.S. Lewis
Chris Brown gets attacked by a seagull
no real need to say anything else.
Whitney Houston’s isolated vocal track on “How Will I Know.”
How to Eat Food (a few more here)
highly, highly accurate
probably my favorite disney heroine EVER. this random tumblring is brought to you by the amazing-ness of this gif. good day.
John Keats (via laurenrmarie)
St. Teresa of Avila
Happy National Hugging day, guys. (and thanks for this, sarah!)